Blog by Copernicus Thunderbird
I dream of world peace. I dream of an end to war and disease. I dream of equal rights for everyone, and no more persecution based on race or politics or religion. I dream of a world where the poor are rich, and the rich are...
Column by Mike Lamb
The following is a transcript from the weekly radio talk show American Heroes, hosted by Jonathan Gaylord. It has been edited for content by the FCC.JG: Joining me today is Mickey Wolf of the DEA. Thanks for being on the show, Mr. Wolf...
Column by Casey Freeman
I stopped paying attention to the upcoming election nonsense my country is currently puking onto the world. I guess I just grew tired of listening to a bunch of people try to prove they're the least sleazy liar with a bunch of mone...
Article by Edyn Fountainhead
Women, stop what you're doing now and take a moment to get in tune with your body. Do you feel it? Are your ovaries quivering? Look all around, look to the horizon. The rapeocalypse is upon us, and I haven't bee...
Column by Yaro Shepherd
Last weekend, Marvel's The Avengers opened in millions of theaters worldwide to the frenzy of comic-nerds and explosion-lovers all over. It will probably go on to break a bunch of box office records. Also last week, Rick Ross hoste...
"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each...
Article by Edyn Fountainhead
Women, stop what you're doing now and take a moment to get in tune with your body. Do you feel it? Are your ovaries quivering? Look all around, look to the horizon. The rapeocalypse is upon us, and I haven't bee...
Article by Alex Kummert
I feel like I'm at a point in my life where I'm not allowed to complain about the youth these days. As a 19-year-old, I remember being one of those kids who made questionable style choices and used vocabulary that fe...
Column by Andrei Trostel
HAHA, silly mortals, there are no rules to a Rapeocalypse...but there will be prizes...oh yes, there will be prizes. I have it on the highest authority, from PIC's holiest of holes, Court Sullivan, that this is now an Official PIC...
