Article by Stephanie Marie
Back in early 2007 America was a more peaceful place, untouched by the 2008 recession or the Kardashian plague. Ahhh, the simpler days when our only competitors were the whitebread picket-fencers known as the Jone...
Column by Andrei Trostel
Well it's officially The Day After. No, I'm not talking about that post-apocalyptic nuclear war movie with Steve Guttenberg and John Lithgow, although in many ways, venturing out into that society is more appealing to me than leav...
Column by Ashley Garmany
Growing up, I spent most of my formative years in a single-parent setting. Being raised by my father, I learned to be tough and strong (mostly because he didn't believe in going to the doctor). He followed the old school methods o...
Column by Mike Lamb
FATHER: Junior, I think it's about time we had a little father-son talk.SON: Okay Dad.FATHER: Whiskey?SON: No thank you.FATHER: Son, what I wanted to talk to you about was...man, this is harder than I thought. Say, how old are you now,...
Article by Tom Eydmann
There are moments in life that go beyond awkward and embarrassing and reach the point that you have to go home and either bury your head in your pillow or laugh like a madman while abusing yourself in whatever way you...
Article by James Boulstridge
Human women are the most emotionally, mentally, and physically weak species on the planet. To overcompensate for past suppressions, they've been given the freedom to do anything and get away with it. Basically p...
Article by Matthew Chard
When I kissed a girl for the first time it seemed like the most magically passionate moment anyone could possibly experience. Looking back on it, though, I realize that dancing around a school disco in an emptied gy...
Article by Riley Raycroft
When I stepped foot onto my college campus for the first time, I had one goal in mind: to bang every single chick that I possibly could. The only problem was that every other guy on campus was thinking the same thi...
Column by Ashley Garmany
It was winter during my junior year when I had a particularly rough Friday night. It was at that point in the season when it was so cold that my nipples were permanently locked in the "hard-on" position. Seriously, I cou...
Article by Martin Stanley
1. Why isn't there Mexican food delivery?Predominantly, we really only have two options for delivery: Chinese or pizza. I've had so much soy sauce this past year my asshole can practically speak Chinese. But why i...
