Article by Edyn Fountainhead Women, stop what you're doing now and take a moment to get in tune with your body. Do you feel it? Are your ovaries quivering? Look all around, look to the horizon. The rapeocalypse is upon us, and I haven't bee...

Article by Alex Kummert I feel like I'm at a point in my life where I'm not allowed to complain about the youth these days. As a 19-year-old, I remember being one of those kids who made questionable style choices and used vocabulary that fe...

Column by Andrei Trostel HAHA, silly mortals, there are no rules to a Rapeocalypse...but there will be prizes...oh yes, there will be prizes. I have it on the highest authority, from PIC's holiest of holes, Court Sullivan, that this is now an Official PIC...

Article by Jerry Landry Logging on to Facebook is like tuning into Maury: the entertainment is horrible, and most of the people set themselves up nicely for ridicule. But somewhere in this sea of awful, there is something intangible about t...

Article by Michael Winston I wake up to the fifth and final alarm set on my cell phone: 10:45am. I have to be at work in 15 minutes, where the fuck am I? The neck pain associated with sleeping on a friend's couch is instantly amplified by t...

Blog by Casey Freeman (My students taking tests and hiding tears) I haven't written jack dick in the past few weeks, mostly because of grading stuff, writing midterms, and now grading midterms. I guess I'm making up for the two-month vacation I took at t...