Article by Madame Zooble
Twitter is cesspool of 40-year-old divorcee perverts who want to relive their college years by tweeting about blowjobs and masturbating. I am a 21-year-old Jewish girl from New York, which does not mean I'm not a pe...
Column by Ashley Garmany
As yet another Valentine's Day approaches, and I stare down the road of empty, bitter cold loneliness, I find myself asking the question, "Is it me?"According to Facebook, most people my age are either getting married or...
Article by Stephanie Marie
Back in early 2007 America was a more peaceful place, untouched by the 2008 recession or the Kardashian plague. Ahhh, the simpler days when our only competitors were the whitebread picket-fencers known as the Jone...
Column by Andrei Trostel
Well it's officially The Day After. No, I'm not talking about that post-apocalyptic nuclear war movie with Steve Guttenberg and John Lithgow, although in many ways, venturing out into that society is more appealing to me than leav...
Column by Ashley Garmany
Growing up, I spent most of my formative years in a single-parent setting. Being raised by my father, I learned to be tough and strong (mostly because he didn't believe in going to the doctor). He followed the old school methods o...
Article by Mike Gursky
We'll all face the hard times of living with a crazy roommate at some point in our lives. Maybe it's somebody who gets on your nerves, or somebody with ridiculous habits. It might even be somebody loud, who speaks in...
Column by Mike Lamb
FATHER: Junior, I think it's about time we had a little father-son talk.SON: Okay Dad.FATHER: Whiskey?SON: No thank you.FATHER: Son, what I wanted to talk to you about was...man, this is harder than I thought. Say, how old are you now,...
Article by Wesley Jansen
Your help is needed. Today, you have the opportunity to make a difference in somebody's life. Please read the following story all the way through, and you will see why.Hello. I am a recently divorced mother who is g...
Article by Tom Eydmann
There are moments in life that go beyond awkward and embarrassing and reach the point that you have to go home and either bury your head in your pillow or laugh like a madman while abusing yourself in whatever way you...
Article by James Boulstridge
Human women are the most emotionally, mentally, and physically weak species on the planet. To overcompensate for past suppressions, they've been given the freedom to do anything and get away with it. Basically p...
