Article by Michael Winston
I used to really enjoy listening to music until I heard Madonna's new album "MDNA." Drawing a parallel between a popular drug and an unpopular singer for the album name was indeed a genius marketing tech...
Column by Mike Lamb
As you know, Global Warming was brutally defeated in 2008 by Paul Frank's scathing editorial bombshell entitled "Global Warming Does Not Exist." And while it is completely true and factual to say that his scientific claims ar...
Column by Andrei Trostel
I'm sure by now you've heard of Samantha Brick, but if you haven't, she's the woman who has ignited several heated global debates with a single article titled: "There are downsides to looking this pretty": Why women hate...
Article by Martin Stanley
We're having a baby! (Hey, congratulations!) Thanks inner monologue guy, haven't seen ya in a while. (Yeah, well, you've only written three articles in the past year, so....) Fuck you, I've been busy. (Oh, right. T...
Column by Mike Lamb
Jesus materializes on the White House lawn to announce his plans to run for U.S. president in 2012. A press conference is summoned.Reporter #1: So Jesus, what is your stance on gay marriage?Jesus: I plan to pass a nationwide ban on all...
Column by Casey Freeman
It all started in a Korean apartment leasing office with my friend and his Korean girlfriend, who was translating stuff for me. "The manager says you can't flush toilet paper down toilet because plumbing is not good," his...
Article by Michael Winston
Since the dawn of time, life has been in a constant struggle against death for survival. One of our most fundamental needs is to cram our bodies with enough calories so we can function. In the beginning it probabl...
Column by Andrei Trostel
The rain danced down the taut bowstring and collected on Takeru's fingertips, making it difficult to concentrate on the task at hand. Steadying his resolve he let the arrow fly as the remaining water leaped from the string violent...
Column by Yaro Shepherd
In America, choosing to continue your education past high school can take quite the toll on your wallet and liver. But these days it's more than likely that each day you choose to attend a university or college class could be your...
Blog by Casey Freeman
I used to live with a roommate who never cleaned anything. Actually, I’ve lived with a lot of men AND women like this, but this particular guy still wouldn’t wash his dishes, wipe up his kitchen mess, or take out the trash... eve...
