Adam: As soon as it hits midnight I'm running over there to give him a kiss.
Tyler: Isn't that kinda...gay since you're both guys and all?
Adam: Nah man, I'm only doing it to piss off Brooke.
Tyler: You hate Brooke so much that you're going to be his first kiss as a 20-year-old even if it's pretty gay?
Adam: Fuck yeah bro, I despise that cunt.
-On swinging for the fences even if batting for the other team